Story 3, Steve’s Divorce
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Man, So I was
uhh, I was talking to my friend Steve last weekend
and, Uhh, he said that his wife had
just slapped him with some divorce papers that last tuesday
and I wasn’t exactly surprised when he told me
I mean, everyone knew that she got arround, or so I thought
it turns out that everyone but Steve knew
Yeah, so, it was pretty awkward
You know he was telling me that
he just came home one day and she surprised him with the divorce
and that in the fight afterwards
she told him that she was leaving him for another man
and he said it as if he was honestly surprised about it
and so I had to, you know, play along with it
and act like I was surprised too
Man, I can imagine, he, he must have went ballistic
when she told him that
I mean they fight every single day,
and he said that this time it was all he could do
not to just clock her
Oh man, I just don’t know, you know,
wether he was just turning a blind eye the whole time
or wether he was just legitimately stupid
I mean he would tell me some times about how she would
“Stay out late with her friends”
or uhh you know
“Stay late at the office”
and she wouldn’t come back until like four five in the morning
and he even told me that some times when she came back
she would be wearing a different outfit – than she did-
than she was when she left
I mean come on, something doesn’t add up there
and I guess he was the only one who couldn’t
put all the pieces together and figure it out
Umm, but, he’s uh,
now he’s all freaking out about alimony and, you know,
losing half of his stuff and everything
Man, the guy is screwed, he really is
She’s going to take him for all he’s worth
before she finally kicks him to the curb
and uhh, so, yeah, now he’s going through the rotations of,
you know,
which friends have a place he can crash
and uhh, its looking like I’m next on the list
so, we’ll see how that goes
Steve, Steve, Steve
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