The Chode ‘Sode: Sperm Cupcakes Served at Louisiana School + Penis Reduction Candidate Oli London
On today’s episode we cover the INSANE couple in Louisiana who served sperm cupcakes to a middle school class (00:45:05); we’re also joined by K-Pop star Oli London (@Oli London), a UK Born singer who has undergone over 20 surgeries to become culturally Korean. Oli has announced he will be seeking penis reduction surgery so his phallus can be more “Korean” (00:51:27). Also, a Finnish cross-country skier has his dong almost freeze off during the Olympics.
(00:00:00) – Timestamps
Cup of Coffee in the Big Time
(00:05:00) – Fun Fact: An Insane Amount of People Leave Their Wills to their Pets
(00:07:03) – Holidays: Presidents Day
(00:08:22) – This Day in History: Malcolm X Was Assassinated by NOT The Government
(00:11:17) – Trending Mentions: Canada, Ukraine, Russia, and Which One’s Worse
(00:18:24) – #2 – Prince Charles Gave The Queen Covid
(00:22:08) – #1 – Juwan Howard Slapped a Guy
TikTok International Moment
(00:30:51) – China – Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis during Olymipics
(00:45:05) – Louisiana Couple Gets 40 Years+ for Giving Sperm Cupcakes to Middle Schoolers
(00:51:27) – Interview with K-Pop Star and Penis Reduction Candidate, Oli London
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